This guy (Thomas Jane of "hung" fame)
gets horizontal(like so)
with this woman (Patricia Arquette of "medium" fame)
Why has this not happened to me before? Okay, sometimes she manages to look decent and she's got a huge rack so points to her there. Other than that, she's not anything special and that horrid haircut she sports with the severe bangs and bob really ruins any chance at being marginally attractive. That and her terrible sense of fashion. On the other hand, Mr. Jane is hot. And has a banging body. I am marginally attractive and mildly horrifying on a bad day.
Mr. Gyllenhaal the ball is in your court.
2 comments:
zomg that second picture of him is smokin'
You can thank Men's Health for that photo!
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