Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Sex Toys- NSFW

Note before reading:  If you would like to go to any of these linked websites and are concerned about computer privacy, I recommend using a Private Browsing setting.  All of the new versions of web browsers have some version of the setting.  In Safari it's called Private Browsing and in Google Chrome it's called an Incognito Window.  You might have to do some searching to find out where your specific setting is located.  

I am no expert on this but I do have a vibrator.  Actually, I have five.  They are all shaped differently and have different features. Luckily I don't like too much effort put into when I'm using my sex toys so I only have two that are made from the scary jelly plastic City Girl mentioned in her post.  Due to the batteries that are needed for those I actually haven't used them for a while.  They'll be heading into the trash.

I've had the sex toy conversation before with a few co-workers over margaritas.  Turns out that I have a coworker that used to sell them.  Some people sell cosmetics, well she sold sex toys.  We all agreed to one thing.  BUY ONE!  Reaching the Big-O from a sex toy is a completely different feeling then peen.  It can be quick and dammit it's addicting!  Charlotte showed us all just how addicting in the episode of Sex and the City where she becomes addicted.  First time I used a rabbit I SWEAR I came in less then 30 seconds.  BLEW. MY. MIND.  It didn't always happen that quick but WOW was that an amazing 30 seconds.  Why can't boys penises spin one way and have something to also play with my clit another way?  My first sex toy, a bullet, was actually a gift.  Long distance relationships are tough and the toy didn't make it easier but the nights weren't as long.

Not many people want to show their face in a sex shop.  They're popping up all over the place and making it a lot easier too.  You can even her ads for them on the radio.  One easy way to find what you're looking for and not have a sleezy guy over your shoulder is the internet.  Ordering online is discreet and you won't have to hand someone money to finish the transation.  The website I frequent, Adam & Eve, sends free stuff most of the time with your order.  Items such as lube, another vibrator, porn, and/or mouth numbing mints.  You usually only have to spend $17 to get the free items.  Not all are expensive either.

While researching vibrators for this post I visited to my favorite toy site, JimmyJane.  I usually only visit this site when I'm thinking of making an expensive purchase.  I've never noticed it before but beside my dream vibes, crazy as it is I have a dream vibes, the website also sells "The Usual Suspects" (as they call it).  The Iconic Bullet, Iconic Smoothie, Iconic Pocket and the Iconic Duckie are all included in their Vibrators section.  When you click on a toy it tells you all about it including the size, the batteries it will need and what it is made from.  A very important factor for our wallets is that these vibes are all priced under $40!  They're different, waterproof and made from body safe materials!  My dream vibes, the Form 6 and the Little Chroma,  are the more expensive vibes coming in at least $175.  They're not cheap but with a Three Year Warranty and replaceable motor $175 is something I'll suck up the day I decide to buy one.

I highly recommend  JimmyJane for someone like Berryfine who may not be ready to invest in something line the Form 6 but also doesn't want a toy containing something harmful.  The site contains only pictures of the toys.  No porn, fake body parts or naked women on the site.  If you are interested in seeing what all there is to buy in the sex toy world take a visit to another website.  Reminder:  Most sell porn.  You will see boobs and a molded peen/vag that has been modeled from a porn stars parts.  Here are some other sites you can visit: StarShipXandria, and don't forget about Adam & Eve.

Well I hope you've thought about toys and little and maybe even decided to buy one.  I'm off to JimmyJane to buy one of the Usual Suspects...

2 comments:

citygirlblogs.com said...

Just caught up on your posts today. Thanks for helping me spread the word regarding the use of toxic chemicals in adult toys! Happy that you only had to throw out two of yours (I'm no longer using 1/2 of my collection. *sniff*) I haven't ever been on JimmyJane's site. I'll check out The Usual Suspects - thanks! xoxo

Mike said...

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