100th Post + Real Dick Towel + Giveaway!

Those of you that have been faithful followers of my blog know that it’s on my bucket list to be on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

WOULD. KILL. IT.

Let’s be honest I have what it takes to be on the show- I’m funny as fuck about 50% of the time, I do idiotic things a la Charlie, I think I’m hotter than I am a la Dennis, I’m an ideas person a la Mac and well I get as exasperated at others stupidity as Sweet Dee. In other words, I’m the perfect combination of them all once you add in my dash of complete selfishness. So it should come as no surprise to anyone that I follow them all on Twitter @Glenn_Howerton @Kaitlin_Olson @TheCharlieDay

Through my boy Glenn (as in Howerton, as in my bff in my imaginary I’m awesome and on television imaginary world) I discovered Real Dick Towels and have been coveting them ever since.




I WANT ONE SO BAD.

I know today should be Thirsty Thursday but you don’t have to be drunk to appreciate the greatest beach towel ever made. You would get so many bitches and hoes it’s ridic. As in ridiculous. I have no idea why I am abbreviating it though I should have pretended I did it on purpose cause it has DIC in it and were talking about the DICK towel. Whatever. The point is, this towel will change your life. I don't have one yet but I firmly believe my life will be better with more dick towel in it.

The great thing about the Dick Towel is its versatile- you get three looks in one towel. Also, pick up a hat and a shirt while you're at it. AND you can chose black or white versions! Imagine yourself posing poolside for the ladies. Or being one of the boys with your lack of penis envy. Not only do you have a dick but it's bigger than theirs too! You can pick yours up for $19.95 plus shipping and handling OR because I am super awesome, you can win one here!That's right Berryfine of Life in Shambles is giving one lucky winner a Dick Towel fo FREE NINETY NINE!

The rules are simple- cause you are probably drunk and if you aren't well you should be so hop on that shit.

1. Become a follower and let me know. If you are already a follower, give me a heads up on that.
2. Follow Dick Towel on Twitter and fan them on facebook. Then let me know.
3. Tweet the link to THIS post, blog it or post it on facebook and let me know you've done so!

Remember to leave SEPARATE comments for each entry. Contest ends 6/5/2010 at 12 am EST.