From: E
To: S; A; C; Tiny Ninja
Time: 4:25PM
I just want it to be known...that I busted open at bottle of wine at 420 on a wednesday. Out of control? Maybe. Worth it? Definitely.
Here's to happy hour!
From: Tiny Ninja
To: E
Time: 4:27PM
I got you beat bitch! I've been drinking margs for awhile now. And I have to drive home...
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From: E
To: Tiny Ninja
Time: 4:29PM
Tiny Ninja...I hate you. That is all.
Love,
Tipsy Tower
From: S
To: Tiny Ninja; A; E; C
Time: 4:29PM
Tiny Ninja where the hell are you at? Haha
I'm on my way home after a very awkward interaction with a coworker, tminus 3 hrs til wine time :)
Holllaaaa
From: A
To: S; E; Tiny Ninja; C
I'm blackout!
From: E
To: S; Tiny Ninja; A; C
Time: 4:32PM
Do share....
well, what had happened was, my throat hurt. I tried water. I tried milk...and chocolate milk just for good measure. And the only other beverage I had was wine. And weirdly enough, my throat does not hurt as bad. But the bottle is almost gone so I might have a problem. Wait not because I just drank the bottle- it was almost gone to begin with.
Oh, fuck it, I have a problem. Step 1 complete.
From: Tiny Ninja
To: A; E; S; C
Time: 4:33PM
A are you just trying to outdo me?!?! I don't believe you. And I am at willy's by piedmont with the puppies.I win!
Chop chop suckas!
From : E
To: Tiny Ninja; S; A; C
Time: 4:35PM
If you are drinking alone you have a problem. And puppies do not count as drinking with a crowd. I'm just saying.
Love,
The one with a problem.
From: A
To: E
Time: 4:36PM
Definite problem child here no worries! First step: admit u have a problem (checkkkkk)
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From: Tiny Ninja
To: E
Time: 4:36PM
Don't be jealous. There is another human here drinking with me. But 2 + 2 = 4! So either way it beats your 1.
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To: E
From: Tiny Ninja
Time: 4:38PM
I spent the whole day in my sweatpants and watched tv while "working" before "drinking" while working. So chop chop tiny ninja.
What is step two? If it's stopping then I'm sticking with step one FOREVER.
From: Tiny Ninja
To: E
Time: 4:42PM
Step 2 is drinking more with a friend. I am that friend. And don't pretend to act all lazy and worthless. That is my daily life bia.
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From: E
To: Tiny Ninja; C; S; A
Time: 4:47PM
out of curiosity... I googled the 12 steps. Also, there are apparently 12 traditions that go with it? nuts.
These are the original Twelve Steps as published by Alcoholics Anonymous:
- We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable.
- Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
- Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
- Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
- Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
- Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
- Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
- Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
- Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His Will for us and the power to carry that out.
- Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
From:S
To:Tiny Ninja; C; A; E
Time: 4:49PM
Why do you keep going to Midtown and not contacting me bitatccchhhh
And the story is too long...needs to be told in person...but it was funny
From:E
To:S;A;C; Tiny Ninja
Time: 4:51PM
I don't see why you guys don't come visit me and Tiny Ninja in east bumble fuck more often. There is so much to do. My apt even has a playground. That's right, I went there.
From: S
To: A; C; E; Tiny Ninja
Time: 5:06PM
The last couple times I was at a playground I was either getting laidor on my way to getting laid. Gotta keep the tradition alive...soooono playgrounds for me any time soon :(
From: C
To: Tiny Ninja; S; A; E
Time: 5:49PM
1. all you chicks are crazy and I heart you all dearly!
2. I have been so busy today that I have not been on gchat or checked email (GASP!)
3. cute bartender boy that I gave my digits to want to do something tonight... WHOOP WHOOP! C's got her groove back! That is all...
From: A
To: C; E; S; Tiny Ninja
Time: 6:03PM
Seal the deal tonight C!!!
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From: S
To: C; E; A; Tiny Ninja
Time: 6:05PM
I concur with Tiny Ninja. Kadar can make it happen :) just don't go BACK to outback ;)
Love love
From: Tiny Ninja
To: S; E; A; C
I don't even know what is going on anymore. Traffic sucks. I'm never going to make it home. My happy drunk turned to angry bitter drunk. Congrats chloe. I love you all.
P.S. I may (I don't know the odds) get box seats for LSU. Eat that Timbo. Tiny. Ninja strikes again (maybe and most hopefully)
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