Saturday, August 28, 2010

Why I'll Never Get Married

In less than an hour my friend and I drained 5 bottles of wine. In less than 2 me and my closest 50 friends chugged 50 bottles. 2.5 hours in the wine bar is closed. 5 hours in the bartender finds me a bottle of white zin.
930 bar closes.
WTF?!?!
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2 comments:

Unknown said...

ok. you are not allowed to do this at my wedding.

Berryfine said...

I don't do this when I'm IN the wedding. I was simply a guest at this wedding. Plus it was a sorority sister who expected me to do this as for 3 years running I got Most Likely to Get Arrested. They tried the 4th year but I was no longer a member and refused the honor.