Twitter Tuesday

Today, I'd like to introduce you to Ben Morrison aka @benthemorrison who you may know from Punk'd or his very own website! He thinks Twitter is life which is awesome because it means he updates frequently. Ben is a delicious combination of calling it like it is and out there humor. Plus he appears to be semi-attractive. Which I, of course, enjoy.

• It's hard out there for a pimp, but it's harder for the prostitute.
• There's a new report out there saying iPhone users have more sex than other people. Guess you gotta do something if you can't make a phone call.
• I've never understood the phrase "Have to piss like a racehorse". He's not running 'cause he has to pee, a midget is stabbing him in the ass.
• If you've ever heard "Are you OK to walk?", you're probably pretty drunk.
• According to Wikipedia the plant called "Wandering Jew" is "constantly targeted for eradication". Go figure.
• The best-laid plans of mice and Ben often go awry.
• If you want girls to come up to you in Hollywood you should wipe your nose alot.
• Our sad efforts to halt global warming are like taking an Airborne 3 days into the flu.
• Nicotine really delivers
• You know I really do have hairy nipples.
• Being gay must be a lot of fun. You're hanging with your bros and you're getting laid.
• WTF? I am on Wikipedia?
• A fart is like a athunderclap before a lightening bolt poop.
• Who needs pornography when you have the American Apparel website.
• Mac's behave like spoiled little rich children.

The internet is my mustache. Please follow. So says Mr. Morrison. I say, hop on it.