Why Can't I Remember the 1st Time Groomsman and I bumped uglies?

I'm trying to recall the first time The Groomsman and I fucked.

And I can't.

I mean, I have a first time I do remember but I feel like maybe it was before the time I remember. And it's really bothering me that I'm not sure if that was the first time or not.

I need to/want to/have to post on him soon but I just cannot get it together. I don't want to post on the time I remember only to find out it wasn't the first time.

Arghhh....maybe my number has gotten too high.