Well it happened. The boyfriend and I FINALLY had sex. This is one of those beggars can't be choosers moments because it wasn't good sex. Sure we could have done it again but there wasn't anything about the first time that motivated me for a second go round. In fact during the sex I don't even know if I was paying attention. My phone pinged that I received an e-mail and I was more interested in who the e-mail was from. Turns out it wasn't an e-mail but it was a message from Erin. I made sure to tell her the dull news. She wasn't so excited that I was still naked and texting her. Too much?
I guess when I start bitching about the fact that I'm not getting laid I need to not only ask for sex but ask for GOOD SEX. Earth shattering, leg shaking, can't walk because I was pounded into the mattress sex. After not having it for such a long time I think it would be best for both parties to skip the sweet, kissey love making and get straight to the porn star stuff. Come on guy, I know you have it in you, give it to MEEE!
4 comments:
Maybe you should trade him in for a hockey player... just a thought. loves you!
Yeah when you aren't getting it...like ever...and then you do and...its less than stellar, it's time to ABORT MISSION!
I really hope this curse does not follow me when the time comes....shame shame. But hey, its a step in the right direction!
Do you watch SATC? Carrie and Berger seemed perfect together until they had sex. Once they relaxed about it, though, the sex was great. Here's hoping that you and your BF find your groove and that the so-so sex doesn't stay that way for long!
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