Please join me in wishing Barbie a huge, heartfelt Congratu-fucking-lations on her recent engagement. She bitches and moans about everything Kyle does but carats speak baby. And if early conversations over cheese dip are any indication Bitch is making me a bridesmaid for the 10th time. So fuck her for that as well.
In other news, I am 100% kidding and am very much looking forward to adding to my collection of "you can wear it again!" dresses.
* I will laugh my ass off if she rescinds her earlier request and tells me I'm not a bridesmaid anymore. And then secretly cry.
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I hope she actually tells you that you can wear it again.
Really. You can wear it again! I promise!
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