Twitter Tuesday

This week I would like to highlight another great Tweeter. For those of you who have read about my slight admiration for a certain attractive golfer who happens to be the king of social media, this chica happens to be one he follows and tweets to. In fact, I think she's been on his sweet tweets before. I know she has one of his prizes (a poken) and he asked her about that recently(On a side note, he just started to following me so I'm hoping my funny, ironic, whatever kicks in so that he will pick mine just once. I don't even care if I win.) Anyway...



Lisa Barone (@LisaBarone) is the cofounder of Outspoken Media so obviously she knows what's up in cyber space. Aside from having cool links and fascinating blog posts, she is pretty damn entertaining. Below is a listing of a few of her highlights:

• You shouldn't be able to brag about your new puppy unless you have pictures for me to 'aww' at. And a jar of puppy breath.


• Some people are just not bright enough to perform common tasks.


• @dompap You also just used the word 'broseph'. Your sketchiness just upped.


• I think my internet connection took off for the holiday. Goodie goodie! [kicks cat]


• Is it bad that my response to "save me from the ginger" was "throw water on it"?


• Possibly rocking out in public to Kris Allen. Don't judge me. Though the guy behind me is.


• The process of going after a dream feels a hell of a lot like a nightmare. Til it pays off.


• The Olympic flame will arrive in three minutes...or you get it free.


• ...with breadsticks.


• Bryan Adams, Nelly Furtado and Sarah McLachlan. Ah, Canada. Your attempt at relevance ISSOCUTE!


• Telling me the post is "fine" is like saying I only look moderately fat in these jeans.


• How to woo a girl. You know I'd f*** you first.