Okay so one of my friends (hello there, Amanda) Blackberry Messaged me the other night and in the course of the conversation revealed that she had a dream about me. And it was kind of weird. And if brought to my attention that I have not discussed sex dreams on the site yet. So, as I told Amanda, I'm addressing it now.
Now before all of you start thinking Amanda is a lesbian who is in love with me I will let you know her dream did not involve a sexual encounter with me. But it did get the wheels rolling in my slightly sleepy head so here I am discussing it now. Also, it brought to light a very glaring hole in my sexual education. Basic run down of Amanda's dream: she and someone else went out and then she came back to my place. While waiting for me to arrive she turned on the TV to find porn. When she heard me at the door, she pretended to be asleep so as not to discuss the porn on my TV with me. (First, the glaring hole in my education is that I have never watched porn. Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Big Love, Californication, Weeds,Entourage and the Tudors are about as close to porn as I have ever gotten.) How would you handle this situation? Even in dream world Amanda opted to ignore it. Thanks for that darling.
That same night, after conversing with Amanda, I proceeded to have the weirdest dream about a friend of ours who is a cop (yes, Chloe and Amanda, that cop). In my dream, he burst into a house to bust another friend of ours who was breaking into the house for a hook up. Trust me, if I got into the details of this you'd wonder about the company I keep. I question it myself. Anyway, the cop bursts in...
Wearing nothing but a gun holster and his boxers.
Thankfully, my alarm went off before someone could pants him or something else utterly ridiculous. This dream has the makings of a porno as I've heard of them but it's still utterly embarrassing. I have never even seen this guy without his shirt off so I obviously filled in his abs for him. Congrats buddy, in my dream you have a six pack. And you're tanner- you've obviously been GTLin' it. And no I have never considered seeing this kid naked either. But was it the start of some sort of kinky sex dream? I mean who doesn't love a man in uniform? And out of one apparently...
Now before all of you start thinking Amanda is a lesbian who is in love with me I will let you know her dream did not involve a sexual encounter with me. But it did get the wheels rolling in my slightly sleepy head so here I am discussing it now. Also, it brought to light a very glaring hole in my sexual education. Basic run down of Amanda's dream: she and someone else went out and then she came back to my place. While waiting for me to arrive she turned on the TV to find porn. When she heard me at the door, she pretended to be asleep so as not to discuss the porn on my TV with me. (First, the glaring hole in my education is that I have never watched porn. Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Big Love, Californication, Weeds,Entourage and the Tudors are about as close to porn as I have ever gotten.) How would you handle this situation? Even in dream world Amanda opted to ignore it. Thanks for that darling.
That same night, after conversing with Amanda, I proceeded to have the weirdest dream about a friend of ours who is a cop (yes, Chloe and Amanda, that cop). In my dream, he burst into a house to bust another friend of ours who was breaking into the house for a hook up. Trust me, if I got into the details of this you'd wonder about the company I keep. I question it myself. Anyway, the cop bursts in...
Wearing nothing but a gun holster and his boxers.
Thankfully, my alarm went off before someone could pants him or something else utterly ridiculous. This dream has the makings of a porno as I've heard of them but it's still utterly embarrassing. I have never even seen this guy without his shirt off so I obviously filled in his abs for him. Congrats buddy, in my dream you have a six pack. And you're tanner- you've obviously been GTLin' it. And no I have never considered seeing this kid naked either. But was it the start of some sort of kinky sex dream? I mean who doesn't love a man in uniform? And out of one apparently...
Lucky Bitch...
Tell me, have you had crazy dreams that could have been leading up to a sex dream? Or dreams like Amanda's where you found out something sexual about a friend?
1 comment:
well i thought i commented on this the other day, but i guess it didn't work. and unfortunately, i don't remember what i said before. but thanks for the hundreds of shout-outs and making me sound all creepy. bow chick bow wow about the cop though! you know he's single right...?? jk! ; )
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