From Around the Interwebs

• Looking to enhance your libido? Look no further than a fucking sugar pill. Literally. According to researchers, as long as a woman THINKS she is taking the female viagra pill, she is benefitting from it. I know, it makes no fucking sense to me either. That might be because I'm a goddamn nymphomaniac but whatevs. If you need to know, check out the article here.
• Remember how much I liked The Secret Life of the American Teen? Well, its gotten a little insane recently with the grade whore (and original teen with a secret's neighbor) got knocked up and instead of opting for the expected (and totally truthful) abortion, homegirl is having her baby. Perhaps its not so far off base if recent research is any indication. According to the CDC most sex ed classes are omitting education on birth control. Clearly, its time to harken back to the olden days; married by 15, knocked up by 15 1/2. Thank God I was born in the 80s.
• Want to pay for sex? Don't go trolling Craig's List. Apparently, they have cleaned house. I heard about this on tv but wasn't really listening to it. Something about people bitching about shit? I don't know. You can read about it here if you give a shit. Have a good laugh that trash is moving on.
• You know the beep, the ping that says someone somewhere is communicating with you. You're so connected that hearing that beep pains you if you aren't close enough to check it. Don't worry, friends! You may be digitally dependent but its acceptable to check your blackberry during sex! More socially acceptable than say...checking it during a wedding. I call bullshit because I'd rather your hands be roaming my body than gliding over your fucking full keyboard but whatever gives you an excuse to piss me off and treat me like shit. Can't argue there.
• Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore? I cannot fathom why. For a number of reasons. First, who the hell would hook up with him at this point. He is batshit crazy. Second, how does he have time to fuck when he's so busy entertaining the masses in 140 characters or less on Twitter. I'm too lazy to think of more but if I had to come up with a reason I could probably come up with two- 1. Demi Moore is like his fucking grandmother or something 2. Fucking her was probably literally like fucking a barbie doll considering she's almost completely made of plastic at this point. So, yeah.
• Who wants to see Easy A? I might have a girl crush on Emma Stone. Also, shit looks funny. Also, I'd like to see the sex scene she filmed while having an asthma attack.
• I don't watch Big Brother but apparently I need to be. John James, house hunk or something, says the following " I think blow jobs are degrading". Hmmm, what makes you think that, sweetie? Is it the girl on her knees? Or the facial expressions you make while she's going down on you? While you're reading his thoughts on blowjobs, be sure to check out how he counts the number of women he's had sex with because it's awesome how he has made himself seem like a gentleman and a minute man all in one.
• Is sex economical? Blow jobs are. Seriously, if my economics teacher had taught in sexual terms I would have gotten an A in that class.