So I joined a dating site (or three) for an article I wrote for a magazine and I'm still on there. Occasionally, I log in and check out what the "men" are writing to me. I think I have maybe responded to three guys total. But I've decided I should share some of the ones that make me laugh. So...here goes...
WOOOOOOOOW !!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUSLY LOVELY YOU ARE SWEETIE........SOOOOOOOOO AMAZINGLY FLAWLESS, SO CUTE AND SOOOOOO D@M SEXY.....LOL....I BET IF THE WORLD WOKE UP TO A FACE LIKE YOURS EVERY MORNING, WE'D FINALLY HAVE PEACE ON EARTH AND END WORLD HUNGER(LOL) ....YOU'RE JUST THAT FINE TO ME!!!!!!! MY NAME IS FRISCO, I'M KINDA NEW IN TOWN AND CAME ACROSS YOUR PAGE AND NOW FIND MYSELF HELPLESSLY CAPTIVATED BY YOUR IRRESISTIBLE BEAUTY AND WAS WONDERING WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A WONDERFUL GUY TOOK YOU OUT AND PAMPERED YOU LIKE THE PRINCESS AND BEAUTIFUL QUEEN YOU ARE??? WELL IF IT'S BEEN AWHILE AND YOU'D LOVE A MAGICAL NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN THEN PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL,CAUSE NOTHING ON EARTH WOULD PLEASE ME MORE THAN GIVE THAT GORGEOUS FACE OF YOURS A NEVER ENDING SMILE FOR ONE BLISSFUL NIGHT.....AND POSSIBLY MORE IF I'M LUCKY!!**FRISCO***(XXX)XXX-XXXX
PS......YOU JUST GOTTA EXCUSE ME BUT.........DAYYYUUUUMMMMMM UR FINE GIRL!!!!!!! LOL !!
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