- Askmen.com has compiled a list of Christmas positions for you. Because Christmas sex should be special, ya'll. Just like each and every one of you. I'm officially looking for a guy to try out the stocking stuffer with me. ASAP. Inquire within.
- Also in on the game? Astrology.com with their 12 days of Christmas sex. According to it...I AM THE MASTER. I have got to get a whip. Dear Santa...
- If your Christmas sex life is less than stellar, let the boys and gals at funnyordie.com inject some humor into your melancholy. The two chicks "shopping" for candy canes for Jesus are my personal fav.
- If you're one of those chicks who's getting holiday sex courtesy your year-round BF, check out these tips for holiday-proofing your relationship. Cause the holidays are tough on everyone, you know. Sidenote: why do I get such a fucking kick out of FOX NEWS discussing sexual and relational topics?
- If you're a last minute shopper, some dude at about.com has got some gifts to snag some holiday spirit. I wouldn't fuck the dude but I wouldn't mind a few of the surprises in his slideshow.
- Glamour has you covered in the blow his stocking off the chimney department. And if you didn't catch my sarcasm let me help you not waste your time clicking over to them: they just want you to stop your holiday wrapping of presents and hit the hay together (no joke...hit. the. hay.)
- Does the idea of Christmas turn off your sex drive? Sexologist Carol Queen isn't surprised- she has some tips for you to turn yourself back on.
- My new bff, Jess over at WTF is Up with My Love Life?!?! has a few tips on dealing with the awkward family questions about your love life. Or lack thereof. Whatever.
Don't worry, my intention is to get really fucked up and, well, PLOWED if you catch my drift. I'll be sure to try to remember the deets to share with you.
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