Friday, January 7, 2011

Service with a Fucking Smiles

[Flo]
[Happy Birthday]
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Dear ERIN, 

We hope you enjoy your special day.

We truly appreciate your business, and we look forward to another great year.

Wishing you a very happy birthday!
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[Progressive]
[Happy Birthday]
My birthday isn't until Monday, and I could use some kind of, i don't know, monetary present from them but I give them an A for effort.

Side note, how does one become an annoying as shit cheerleader for a national company? I bet this bitch makes bank.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

i still think you should get your b.day month free or a discount. now that is a birthday present!