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Welcome to Parade Day. It occurs a week or two before St. Patrick's Day and usually begins with Kegs and Eggs at the Monster's House. This particular parade day occurred right after Mayer jumped from the roof of O'Neill's (now the Manasquan Beach House) trying to jump to a tree. You read that right. The day of the parade dawned chilly but sunny and ridiculous amounts of beer were consumed by all. Poor Mayer had been alternating between crutches and the wheelchair and for this day we decided the wheelchair would benefit us the most. Unfortunately, for Mayer, we forgot what an asshole Monster could be. Half way to the parade Monster DUMPED Mayer out of the wheelchair and took off in it. Which of course to the rest of us shit-faced jackasses was hilarious. In other news, the wheelchair got us into Paul's Tavern ahead of the line AND got us free drinks. I walked 7 miles home and was in bed by 6 hammered. Then had to sneak back out of my house and call a cab to get back to the party at Monster's. Classic Erin.
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