She-Cats

So I started getting Maxim out of nowhere one day so I decided it might be fun to read and share with you the insights men in the United States are getting from this classy magazine. Today's topic? Definitions of ladies...the cat version.

Cougar: An older woman who desires younger men.

House Cat: A senile old lady who hoards men and/or rotting fruit.

Bobcat: An amorous woman who is now an amorous man.

Saber-tooth Tiger: A horny prehistoric woman who has recently thawed out due to global warming.

Garfield: A woman who likes to do it in a pan of lasagna, except on Mondays.

Taxidermied Cat: A female zombie who is really into necrophilia.

Cat Stevens: A woman who converts to Islam during lovemaking.

Okay Maxim...that is really dumb. So many places you could have gone with this and you bombed it. On top of that do you think your readers really know who Cat Stevens is?