Okay...the following is a real encounter with some random guy on myspace back in 2007 when I sat on myspace for hours on end(who by the way never befriended me but now I think I'm glad he just wanted a piece and not the whole). The only thing I changed was his name which I blocked out because it wouldn't be cool of me to post the link to his page- though after looking at his page, I might just. Here goes...
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From: XXX
Date: Jun 7, 2007 8:21 PM
hey cutie!!i´d love to use muy tongue on you...would you like that??;)))muah
OKAY NOW...HE NEVER ASKED TO BE MY FRIEND. I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO HIM BEFORE THIS. NOW MAYBE YOU ARE THINKING THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR HAVING THE PICTURES I HAVE AND THE STORIES I HAVE POSTED BUT JUST BECAUSE I LIKE SEX DOESN'T MEAN I WANT SOME WANNABE DON JUAN FROM SOME FOREIGN COUNTRY TELLING ME HE WANTS TO USE HIS TONGUE ON ME (BUT HE IS FROM A HISPANIC COUNTRY SO IF HE CAN ROLL HIS RRRRRS IMAGINE WHAT HE COULD DO...NEVERMIND). AFTER GETTING OVER BEING OFFENDED THAT HE WOULD EVEN THINK THAT WOULD WORK BECAUSE HEY I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GIVING OFF THE VIBE OF BEING THAT EASY, I DECIDED I WOULD INDULGE THIS POOR GUY (MIND YOU, THIS IS BEFORE I CHECKED OUT HIS PAGE). THE FOLLOWING IS MY RESPONSE.
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From: Life In Shambles
Date: Jun 7, 2007 8:39 PM
I am not even sure what to say to that...I mean maybe if we met in a bar and you actually saw me when you used that line, but you're looking at four pictures where you can't even really see my face. And...why just your tongue?
OKAY OKAY, SO MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE ASKED HIM WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS THINKING BUT I MEAN HE STARTED IT RIGHT? AND I WAS CURIOUS AS TO HOW HE LOOKED AT MY PICS AND THOUGHT I'D LIKE TO TONGUE THIS BITCH. WHAT ABOUT ME IS TURNING HIM ON (SADLY HE NEVER ANSWERED. TRYPICAL OF GUYS) I WAS HALF HOPING HE'D BE BETTER AT THIS THAN HE TURNED OUT TO BE AND WAS MINORLY DISAPPOINTED AT HIS LACK OF SKILLS. BUT SERIOUSLY, HE'S JUST RUNNING AROUND THROWING TONGUE LINES OUT AT ANYTHING THAT REMOTELY RESEMBLES A WOMAN? ONE DAY THAT'S GOING TO GET HIM IN TROUBLE AND BY THE TIME HE REALIZES IT, HE'LL HAVE SOME GUYS DICK UP HIS ASS. BUT MAYBE HE'S INTO THAT. HERE IS THE RESPONSE HE ZIPPED RIGHT BACK TO ME.
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From: XXX
Date: Jun 7, 2007 8:41 PM
it was just a line to start a conversation!!what do you want me to use more??and how??;))
WELL GEE, YOU HANDSOME HISPANIC HOTTIE, WHAT A WAY TO START A CONVERSATION. BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU A WEALTH OF OTHER THINGS TO DISCUSS WITH ME THAT MIGHT GENERATE A MORE FAVORABLE RESPONSE. THE BEST PART, HE SEEMS SEMI-OFFENDED BUT HOPEFUL AS I HAVE ASKED HIM WHY ONLY HIS TONGUE. IT'S PATHETICALLY EASY TO LEAD HIM ALONG THIS CONVERSATION. I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE TO PARTAKE IN A WEB HOOKUP IF YOU WILL BUT I WAS THINKING IT WOULD BE A LOT DIFFERENT THAN THIS. THIS JUST MAKES ME SAD. BUT I JUST HAD TO SEE WHERE ELSE HE WOULD GO WITH THIS SO...
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From: Life In Shambles
Date: Jun 7, 2007 8:43 PM
And does that line generally generate conversation or a hook up? Come on....you can do better. Even if you stick to sex talk you can do better than that. You think on it and come back with something I haven't already heard and maybe I'll give you a shot. Thanks for the message
Muah:-0
MAYBE THAT WAS MEAN OF ME. BUT SERIOUSLY, I MEAN. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS GUY EXCEPT AFTER LOOKING AT HIS PROFILE HE'S A MAN AND SHOULD FEEL LIKE AN ASS FOR EVEN TRYING THIS OR SHOULD BE A HELL OF A LOT SMOOTHER THAN HE THINKS HE IS. I WAS KIND OF HOPING HE'D COME BACK WITH SOME REALLY GREAT LINE I HAD NEVER HEARD OR SURPRISE ME AND COMMENT ON SOMETHING I HAVE ON MY PAGE WHICH WOULD SHOW HE REALLY PAID ATTENTION TO ME BUT AS USUAL HE'S MALE. HE DID NO SUCH THING. HE READ WHAT HE WANTED TO, IGNORED THE REST AND KEPT LAYING IT ON. IF MEMORY SERVES ME, HIS TOP FRIENDS WERE ALL REALLY HOT. AFTER WHAT FOLLOWS, I'M WILLING TO BET THEY ARE PORN STARS AND THEY TAUGHT HIM TO TALK LIKE THIS BECAUSE WELL..."IT'S HOT" YOU SEXY LATINO, YOU.
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From:XXX
Date: Jun 7, 2007 8:48 PM
well i guess you wanted me to tell you all about what i´d do to you right??well i´d lick your boobies till your nipples get hard...then i´d go down on you and use my tongue on and around your pussy while i´d stick my fingers on it!!then i´d spread your legs and would penetrate your sweet pussy real slowly and gently.then i´d start going harder and harder till you scream of pleasure...sounds good??;))
BOOBIES? SERIOUSLY? DO PORN STARS EVEN CALL TITS BOOBIES? I MEAN IS THAT A 5TH GRADER TALKING? AND REALLY ISN'T GOING DOWN ON ME, USING YOUR TONGUE ON MY PUSSY? RIGHT? DID I MISS SOMETHING IN COSMO AND REALLY GOING DOWN ON ME IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT? HOLY SHIT, THERE ARE GUYS OUT THERE WHO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS EITHER CAUSE EVERY GUY I KNOW GOES DOWN ON ME THAT WAY BUT APPARENTLY THERE IS MORE! DAMMIT. NOW I MIGHT HAVE TO FLY TO SEE THIS HUNK OF MALE FLESH WHO KNOWS THE WANTS OF WOMEN. THOUGH, I WILL SAY NICE TOUCH ON THE FINGERS AND TONGUE AT THE SAME TIME. TOO MANY GUYS DON'T DO THAT THESE DAYS. PERHAPS THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET. IF YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND YOUR FINGERS AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD. I'M ALSO REALLY GLAD HE CALLS MY PUSSY SWEET. I WAS SCARED HE'D USE SOME OTHER ADJECTIVE LIKE...LOOSE. IDK NOW THAT I KNOW IT'S SWEET I KIND OF DON'T WANT TO SPREAD MY LEGS FOR FEAR I'LL LOSE THAT SWEETNESS. I WAS ALSO CONCERNED HE'D MENTION STICKING IT IN MY BUTT...I THINK HE'S WAITING FOR OUR NEXT CYBERCHAT FOR THAT ONE. THANKS SENOR, THAT'S CLASSY OF YOU. THANK GOD HE'S GONNA BE GENTLE AT FIRST CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT FIRST THRUST ALWAYS HURTS AND TENDS TO RUIN IT FOR ME. I LIKE THE MOMENTUM BUILDUP HE'S DESCRIBING. THIS GUY KNOWS HIS SHIT. TOO BAD HE'S IN SOME FAR AWAY LAND MASS MESSAGING ANYTHING WITH A SWEET PUSSY.
ALSO, PLEASE NOTE THE RAPID FIRE EXCHANGE. I'LL FREELY ADMIT I WAS SITTING HERE WAITING FOR HIS RESPONSE BECAUSE I WAS SO....WELL I CAN'T THINK OF THE RIGHT WORD BUT I WAS EAGERLY AWAITING HIS NEXT LINE. BUT SERIOUSLY, IF YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT LINE WOULD WORK AND YOU WERE REALLY THAT GOOD IN THE SACK WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE YOU DOING SITTING ON THE COMPUTER HITTING ON ME VIA MYSPACE MESSAGING. I HOPE ONE DAY IT WORKS OUT FOR HIM BUT AFTER THAT LAST MESSAGE, I SIGNED OFF AND BID ADIOS TO THAT WANNABE. NICE TRY BUDDY, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
MUAH;-)
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