Justin Bieber is a Grade A Tool

Not that this is news to anyone with any sort of taste.

But, we're not talking about his music. We're talking about his actions.

Today, on Star 94, I heard Cindy and Ray talking to this 15 year old kid about his experience with the Biebs.

The Rundown: 15 year old starts googling Jusin Bieber and figures out someone he's friends with. He gets on that kids facebook and hacks it. Gets ahold of biebs phone number and starts texting him. Biebs doesn't like this. Biebs asked him t stop. I guess the kid did it again cause biebs, jackass that he is, decided to put the kids number on his twitter as his own with Call Me! 15 year old got 26,000 texts and phone calls.

So, yes, they are both teenagers and teenagers do dumb shit. The thing is, there is a HUGE fucking difference between one kid, who didn't give your number to anyone else, texting you to tell you he likes your music and would love to go to a concert to you tweeting his number as your own to 4.5 million worldwide followers. International texts ain't cheap so the kid will have to pay those. His parents are really worried this will be a HUGE phone bill. He had to change his number and delete his Twitter after the story broke because threats were coming through on both.

Couple of things I'd like to note:
1. You are a celebrity. You chose this lifestyle knowing full well this kind of shit could happen. You haven't been living under a rock so there is a reasonable expectation of fans doing stupid shit to get your attention. If you can't handle that, you probably shouldn't be in the business. (And yes, I know, they deserve to have a life. I'm just saying presently, with no laws really regarding fan behavior, you knew what you were getting into).
2. WHO THE FUCK PUTS THEIR PHONE NUMBER ON FACEBOOK? Where the fuck are the Biebs parents telling him not to give out personal information. Not even because he's a celeb but because you just don't do that shit.
3. How difficult would it have been to block this kid's number or change your own number? I imagine celebs do it all the time.
4. One kid messaging does not equal 26,000 calls. Not only did Biebs get revenge, he upped the ante.

Twitter Tuesday

Better late than never, right? So quit your bitchin' and check out today's Twitter Tuesday. But before I tell you who you should follow for realz, I believe you should add @janebot_vag_fc. It's a fan club for the vagina of @janebot who we all know I adore. Anyway, back to my hunt. I actually didn't have someone picked out this week so I've decided to type in the word Boom and see who I come up with. You should immediately add each of the following because I did:

FUCKKKKKKK...no one has tweeted boom recently. What the fuck is up with that? I love that word. Conveys a lot of emotion and I see it nowhere. So I'm going to tweet it now. And then pick another word. Like...booze. Zero. Beer. Zero. I find it hard to believe no one is tweeting my favorite b words. Fuck you and your search Twitter.

Phew, found someone awesome. And here we go. To match my angry mood, add @angryoldcoot to your tweeps. Why? Shotgun, rocking chair...anger...need I really say more? Yes, well, I'll let his tweets do the talking:

• Always play Soundgarden for your kindergarten age girls. This parenting tip brought to you by two days of Miley Cyrus.
• I'm getting a contact high from my kid's markers. This is dangerous. I will have to take them. To work with me.
• My Drunk Life Coach ran over my Spirit Animal with his Toyota while masterbating to Bacon Porn on his Double-Downed stained iPad.
• After being with me through college and grad school you'd think my ass would have a bigger vocabulary.
• In bizarro-world, if I were buying milk I'd say "extracting semen from my penis." Anyway, BRB. I'm "buying milk."
• I need to take a shower and do some thinking and maybe when I'm done I'll tell you why Daddy was wearing the balloon.
• I heard my first Justin Bieber song today. On NPR. It's like I locked myself in a safe room, then, BOOM: Freddy Krueger.

ANNNNDDDDD I love this guy even more for his use of the word BOOM! I wasn't even trying to find that on his page. If he didn't have kids and an insane love for bacon blow jobs, I'd be proposing to him on Twitter right now.

Mondays Musings (not by Berryfine)

Since Berryfine is out in Vegas I have decided to take on the task of her infamous Monday's Musings. I think she is like in LA somewhere now or she is still sitting at a slot machine. Where ever the hell she is tops where I am right now (and probably where you are too). It may not be as entertaining, but it can and may be just as angry. You see, Berryfine and I may be two different people but we both have attitude problems, cannot stand retarded people, have a very low patience level and get worked up over things pretty easily. So with that introduction let me begin.

• My car CD player is dysfunctional. Disc 1 plays smoothly and great. Disc 3 and 6, not so much. I have not yet tried out 2,4,or 5 so I will report back.
• Why is it that slow people must drive in the left hand lane. I want to get out of my car at red lights, knock on their window, and ask them why they believe they belong in the fast lane. 40 in a 45 is not what I call FAST.
• You're 28 years old yet you cannot chew with your mouth closed and you smack your food. You're southern. How did your Mama not smack you around for eating like a total pig? How did she not teach you some manners? I find it revolting.
• I hate when things just fall in people's laps. Why can't I have that sort of luck. No I have to work hard and stress all the time to just maybe do well. It is a crock of shit if you ask me. Even worse: then they're praised as "awesome" ... I call them lucky. Sheer luck.
• How is it already 12:30 PM? Where the hell did the day go.
• Berryfine is in Vegas drinking, gambling, and laying by the pool. She is a bitch for it. Yes Berryfine I did just call you a bitch on your own blog. What now?
• Ricky Martin came out of the closet today. He admitted he is a gay man. I am cool with it. I will always love Livin' Da Vida Loca.
• I took my dog to the vet this past weekend and it cost me $236 and some change to get him up to date on his shots - that seems like robbery. I am never having kids.
• Speaking of never having kids. It is true. This chick I follow on Twitter was in labor for 20 hours, broke her tailbone, and then had to have a C-Section. Fuck That.
• A note to moms everywhere. I think it is okay to post pics of your kids on facebook ... but if they're ugly, limit the uploading of pictures please. Also, I do not care about their fever, their vomiting, or their diarrhea. No, I do not have a quick fix for your 2 year old's pesky cough or how to make the newborn quit crying through the night. You signed up for ALL THAT when you opened your legs and said ohh I want a child.
• I am in a helluva mood today - I feel like everyone should watch out and I should just close my office door.
• I have a weird obsession with teenie bopper music. I was jamming out to Justin Beiber this morning and then realized I was singing "Shawty is an Eenie Meenie Minee Mo Lova" -- kill me now. Awful. Catchy. But Awful.
• I use the birthday reminder on Facebook to defriend people. ...I have been meaning to do it, you just reminded me on your day.oh.birth. :o)
• I hate when I defriend someone and they call me out for it. Why can't they just take a hint. Most importantly, why do they care? We have not spoken since your wedding, since graduation, since college. If I want you to know what is going on in my life I will BBM or text you.
• Why can't you understand "I do not give a fuck if it does not pertain to me"? I feel like that is pretty clear English.
• Serious Question: If the government cannot run the post office how are they supposed to run healthcare?
• I just love doing other people's jobs and not doing mine. I also love making other people their to do list for the day. What is wrong with this picture?
• Upside, Inside Out - Livin Da Vida Loca
• There is a guy in our office currently who talks so fucking loudly that I can hear him word for word. He is in the conference room, there is a kitchen between us, and I can still hear him. Really? Must you talk so loud?! ...15 minutes later, he is still talking or should I call it screaming.
• Sometimes when I think about Northern VA I die inside. Other times the fact that I am moving back cannot come soon enough.
• My boyfriend hangs up his gym clothes. The teeshirt and the work out shorts on one hanger. He says he has to coordinate or some of the shirts are too small. I do not really know, it is just weird to me.
• I want to make a facebook group in which all I do is call people out on their dumb looking facebook pictures. Example 1 is here
• Everyone go to the store and pick up a Sunchips Bag. You don't have to buy it. Just listen to it. It sounds AWFUL. Like tinfoil. Nothing like crunch crunch as you try to sneak chips.
• My boyfriend and I decided this weekend we would always have beer in our house. It is like my "I hate the world" medicine.
• I need some sunshine in my life.
• I am not in the mood to work today.
• On my run today I spotted my dream wedding dress. Now, Kyle just needs to pop the damn question. I say yes already.
• I am embarrassed for every person on the Tool Academy, but I thank them for the mindless entertainment.
• Courtesy of Texts From Last Night - made me think of Berryfine while in Vegas .... (907) I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
• My coworker's husband calls her like 10 times per day. She answers every single time. I swear she would be more productive if she didn't talk to him EVERY TIME he calls. Plus, doesn't he have a job? Why does he call so much. If Kyle wanted to talk to me that much, I would kill myself.
• I went to REI this weekend to spend my dividend *wahoo for free money* and found myself judging people. I am going to leave it at that, because it is real bitchy and I will be hated if I say it.
• Why does everyone think that I can find them a job?! Better yet - why do people think I want to find them a job?!
• Dailymile just told me I had an "awesome" training week. They lie. Awesome is not 3.15 miles - that is pathetic. Just be truthful Dailymile.
• I am pretty sure this whole blog entry breaches my company's social media policy. Whoops?
• The lights in the bathroom on my floor can and will cause a seizure. Promise it. I will blog about it when it happens.
• I think I have a sprained ankle. Who cares, I am gonna go run to take a breather from this place.

Okay. I am done. I promise I am not always a total bitch. 95% of the time, yes I am but in that strange 5% of the time I am actually nice. I think. Welcome to the thoughts of Berryfine's random friend who makes guest appearances.