I love the see friendship setting on facebook. It is almost as good as going back and reading my texts from last night. I have no idea what this was in reference to because I black out most nights but it is worth trying to figure out:
Me: I walked out of the bedroom and your almost empty glass of wine was on my bar. Don't worry I drained that shit when I took my vitamins. No drink left behind.
C: Just a sip of wine helps the vitamins go down...they work better that way.
Me: The adult version of a spoonful of sugar?
C: Oh yeah...I sing it every morning...except on the weekends.
No clue. But I need to start talking my vitamins with my booze again. That shit was legit.
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Saturday, September 3, 2011
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Why Didn't I Think of This?!?!?! Thirsty Thursday
Move over, ONE-A-DAY! There is a new vitamin in town and I am pissed as hell I didn't think of this. In my defense, who follows through on great drunken ideas when they sober up? Damn, you probably do. I am not only a drunk, but also a lazy sober person so apparently all my great ideas will be failed.
Anyway, check out this shit. According to their site, Drinkwel is for healthy people who drink. Well, I don't know how healthy I currently am but I know how healthy I'd like to BE. And I think that is close enough to warrent me trying this out. This vitamin is jam-packed with shit that I can't pronounce that supposedly helps you to be a healthier drunk. It promotes liver health, processes alcohol-related toxins (is there such a thing?), neutralizes free-radicals (no idea what the fuck that means), aids in metabolism and boosts energy, supports your immune system and provides hangover relief. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. I usually just cure a hangover with a bloody mary but this seems like a more socially acceptable way to handle that situation.
Unfortunately, this vitamin does not have the power to keep you from stuffing your face with 3 am pizza and drunk dialing whatever ass you can get ahold of.
I'm pretty sure this is a private company but if its public, we're gonna need to invest in it. Those college kids will gobble it up like candy.
Anyway, check out this shit. According to their site, Drinkwel is for healthy people who drink. Well, I don't know how healthy I currently am but I know how healthy I'd like to BE. And I think that is close enough to warrent me trying this out. This vitamin is jam-packed with shit that I can't pronounce that supposedly helps you to be a healthier drunk. It promotes liver health, processes alcohol-related toxins (is there such a thing?), neutralizes free-radicals (no idea what the fuck that means), aids in metabolism and boosts energy, supports your immune system and provides hangover relief. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. I usually just cure a hangover with a bloody mary but this seems like a more socially acceptable way to handle that situation.
Unfortunately, this vitamin does not have the power to keep you from stuffing your face with 3 am pizza and drunk dialing whatever ass you can get ahold of.
I'm pretty sure this is a private company but if its public, we're gonna need to invest in it. Those college kids will gobble it up like candy.
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