Cancer Fighting Foods

Yahoo today has a story about cancer fighting foods. You can click the link for the full sha bang but here is the list:

1. Broccoli
2. Berries
3. Garlic
4. Walnuts
5. Beans
6. Tomatoes

Okay, this is ridiculous. I'm just going to assume I'm getting cancer because the ONLY thing I like on this list is the fucking Tomatoes. What the hell is wrong with me? How does one train oneself to like things that taste like crap but are good for you? Is there a way to kill my tastebuds faster? Also, could the McDonald's in front of my apartment please close?