Dear Wes Welker

Dear Wes Welker,

I might just be in love with you. I'm not sure you understand. The blog has been supremely heavy on photos of men I'd like to fuck lately but that won't stop me from sharing this picture with my readers:

Holy fuck me please?!?!

Like can we be real for a minute? How much of this is photoshopped? Because I AM LOVING IT. The bomber jacket, the ball handling, the piercing blue eyes. Oh and don't even get me started on how that scruff would feel when you kiss me. Good Lord, what do I have to do to get you to give me the time of day?

And lest you think it is only your body I am lusting after... posts like this one from Barstool Sports really get me going as well. Hot and Humble? Does such a combination actually exist? A side note: dude, you're fucking your contract up. Knock it off.

And then there is commentary like what I have added below. Look, I know you should take the high road and stick with the ball talk but let's be honest: REX HAD THAT SHIT COMING. And, personally, I like your style. Your sense of humor shows intelligence. As does the apology you gave afterward saying you know better. You, my friend, are a class act but that won't stop me from showing my readers the video anyway:



Seriously though, is there anything wrong with you? Because if not, I am going to starve myself skinny, hunt you down and make you fuck me (but it won't be like forcing you cause you'll want to, right?). Also, if that chick Anna Burns you are allegedly "dating" gets in my way don't think that will stop me.

XOXO,
Berryfine

PS. I am digging this photo as well.

An Atlanta Thrasher for You

How old is a cougar? And how young can she date?

I was once told it is acceptable to date down to 1/2 your age plus 7 which for me at this moment in time (because I get older in a week) is 20 years old. Which means this guy I just discovered while sitting at the Thrashers game is totally acceptable for me to boink:

Not surprisingly I cannot locate shirtless pictures of him. WTF? Must be that whole playing on ice thing. Anyway, say hello to Thrashers defenseman Zach Bogosian. Who I got really excited about until I realized he was only fucking 20 years old.

Also not surprisingly, his wikipedia has almost no information on him. Whatever, I will continue to fantasize about him whenever I damn well please. I may even become a puck chaser.

Hump Day Hotties

Brrrrr..... I am freezing and I need someone to warm me up. Thank God it's Wednesday and I'm bringing you a Hump Day Hottie to get you through the chill of the day. Today's gentleman is just that. I have secretly crushed on this guy for some time. Unfortunately, a friend dated him so that kind of puts the kibosh on any attempts at dating (or even fucking him). We did, however, spend a night in a bed talking one time. I'm just as confused as you are. Anyway, Eric isn't on facebook but his friends are and I even went so far as to find him on his company website to bring you a shirtless photo. Who loves you?

Eric I don't normally go for blonds but damn, I'd fake drown just to get your lips on mine. Therefore, I'm giving you a 9 out of possible 10. Ladies, what's the verdict?

Hump Day Hotties

Hello Hump Day Hotties! God, Wednesday is getting to be my favorite day. The only thing that could make this better was if someone paid me to troll facebook for these guys. Oh, wait, if I got to bang any of them....that would be good as well.Today's Hump Day Hottie is another Jersey boy and one I actually know. He's freaking smart as hell and extremely talented. Total surfer and life guard. And I almost just imported his whole damn facebook profile so you could see what a great personality he has to go with those stellar good looks. Alas, I stopped myself. Check out Dave and let me know what you think!

I'm giving Dave an 8.5 out of possible 10. I like the personality, the unkempt hair, the cool without really trying and the glimpse of ass I'm seeing in those Boxer briefs. Let me know what your thoughts are and don't forget to nominate your own Hump Day Hotties at mylittleblackbook11@gmail.com!