Crazy, insane Sex Dream

So I am not someone who EVER remembers their dreams. In fact, I've only remembered three dreams total and two of them actually happened a day later. You can imagine how I felt when the third dream involved me giving birth. So far...it has not happened. I don't think my apartment has enough wood for me to knock on but I'm trying.

Anyway, the other night...ahem, morning, I woke up DRENCHED in sweat and tangled up in my sheets. I was panting like I had just run a half marathon. I felt loose. And relaxed but my heart was racing.

Like I had just had an orgasm.

A really fucking fantastic orgasm at that.

What I had was a damn sleepgasm. I have no idea if that is an actual word or not but I'm using it to describe the orgasm my body apparently had while it dreamt about sex I'm not having.

Strangely enough, it wasn't a dream about anybody I normally fantasize about. It wasn't about anyone I've featured on the blog. It wasn't about anyone REAL. Or if he is real, I haven't met him yet. Also strange, was that he wasn't like any guy I've dated or fantasized about or slept with. Remember when I discussed dating United Colors of Benetton style? Well, this guy definitely fit this profile.

He was tall. Dark skin, hair and eyes. Chiseled. I MEAN CHISELED. I'm an arms girl, myself but in my dream I spent an inordinate amount of time admiring his abs with my eyes, my hands and my mouth. WOW, maybe it's because I've never been with a washboard abs kind of guy but it was HOT in my dream.

The dream was vivid. I could taste the salt on his skin. I could feel the push and pull of his muscles under my fingers and his mouth as it feathered over my skin. And the smell. You know sex has a scent. I could feel the softness of the bed and the sheets. And I remember vividly how hot the sex was. The guy was insatiable which is great since I tend to be the same. There were positions I have never even imagined trying out.

So am I alone here? I keep hoping it will happen again but so far, no dice. I have no idea how it came about but I imagine I'll keep trying to find it again.

Sex Dreams...Part I

Okay so one of my friends (hello there, Amanda) Blackberry Messaged me the other night and in the course of the conversation revealed that she had a dream about me. And it was kind of weird. And if brought to my attention that I have not discussed sex dreams on the site yet. So, as I told Amanda, I'm addressing it now.

Now before all of you start thinking Amanda is a lesbian who is in love with me I will let you know her dream did not involve a sexual encounter with me. But it did get the wheels rolling in my slightly sleepy head so here I am discussing it now. Also, it brought to light a very glaring hole in my sexual education. Basic run down of Amanda's dream: she and someone else went out and then she came back to my place. While waiting for me to arrive she turned on the TV to find porn. When she heard me at the door, she pretended to be asleep so as not to discuss the porn on my TV with me. (First, the glaring hole in my education is that I have never watched porn. Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Big Love, Californication, Weeds,Entourage and the Tudors are about as close to porn as I have ever gotten.) How would you handle this situation? Even in dream world Amanda opted to ignore it. Thanks for that darling.

That same night, after conversing with Amanda, I proceeded to have the weirdest dream about a friend of ours who is a cop (yes, Chloe and Amanda, that cop). In my dream, he burst into a house to bust another friend of ours who was breaking into the house for a hook up. Trust me, if I got into the details of this you'd wonder about the company I keep. I question it myself. Anyway, the cop bursts in...

Wearing nothing but a gun holster and his boxers.

Thankfully, my alarm went off before someone could pants him or something else utterly ridiculous. This dream has the makings of a porno as I've heard of them but it's still utterly embarrassing. I have never even seen this guy without his shirt off so I obviously filled in his abs for him. Congrats buddy, in my dream you have a six pack. And you're tanner- you've obviously been GTLin' it. And no I have never considered seeing this kid naked either. But was it the start of some sort of kinky sex dream? I mean who doesn't love a man in uniform? And out of one apparently...

Lucky Bitch...

Tell me, have you had crazy dreams that could have been leading up to a sex dream? Or dreams like Amanda's where you found out something sexual about a friend?