Sexual Drought

Okay, so I know I only have 3 readers brave enough to follow me publicly, but the fact is I owe you an apology. I am struggling to write anything sexual as I am in the midst of a sexual drought.

"Forgive me father for I have sinned. My last sexual encounter was August 21st, 2009."

What is it about a drought that really makes you HUNGER for sexual contact. The first little bit, you are fine. You don't even think about it. But then...BAM. Suddenly, it's all you think about and you are reading Lora Leigh books and masturbating more than a 16 year old male virgin. I mean seriously. Okay, probably TMI but don't lie. I know you have this issue at times too. Maybe you don't masturbate as much but whatever.

The other thing is, when it is a self-imposed GUYATUS (I coined that word bitches. Don't even try to steal it. For those you not in the know: Guy + Hiatus= Guyatus. A noun meaning a hiatus from all things sexual with guys) it is totally different. Because you are actively avoiding sex. But when it's not, by God you feel like you couldn't get it if you passed it around(even to 16 year old virgins). So apologies for not posting more. I will dig into some archives and try to remember some stellar episodes soon!

So my question is, how long is your longest drought? What do you do to get out of it?

Erotic Literature

I know my initial plan was to write about the funny and bizarre antics I have participated in sexually but the fact is I keep stumbling across other sexual things I want to discuss. Not that it is much of a discussion when I just throw this shit out there and no one responds but maybe one day...

Anyway, the other day I was at Walmart. Wandering. I had to pick up some meds and had some time to kill so I went to the book section. Perusing the titles I came across this book that seemed like it could be a good read. It involved a Navy SEAL and that just sounded like it had intrigue and hunky guys all wrapped up in a nice 300 page book. Boy was I right...and wrong...about that!

The book is Lora Leigh's Dangerous Games. It was addictive. Now, I had my romance novel phase and I (obviously) enjoy sex as much as the next person but Lora Leigh blew my mind. Possibly because I was not expecting the words COCK and PUSSY in a book I bought at Walmart. Plus, multiple chapters dedicated to describing sexual acts in details (some of which had me squirming). I'm not going to lie, the book got me going and I felt slightly embarrassed for wanting to read more of her books. I also felt slightly frustrated that I don't currently have a go-to guy cause I was ready to go after reading some of these passages!

So, tell me, have you or would you ever read erotic fiction? Any good suggestions or embarrassing stories about purchasing one of these finds?