Absolut Has Answered My Secret Prayers!

My friends are the best! For instance, today I got a gchat to a link telling me how Absolut has finally figured out an answer to my conundrum of "WHAT THE FUCK TO DRINK TONIGHT?" You know liquor is grand. Wine makes me look feminine. Both make me the biggest asshole on the planet. And it is inevitable that I will ingest both before the night is over. So since they will meet in my stomach anyway, we ought to just put them together to begin with. Well...my friends, Absolut is all over that shit.

It is apparently in Australia, so who is with me? Let's hop a flight and try this shit out!